The Three Laws Of Idiocy

First Law: An idiot may not improve their life or, through inaction, allow their life to be improved.
Second Law: An idiot must obey any advice given to them, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third Law: An idiot must protect their own ignorance as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Idea: Terminator Time Travel Rules

Rules:

# All travelers must be covered in organic material. This means that any clothes or weapons the traveler is carrying will be destroyed.
# The destination date must be a whole number of years before or after the current time.

How to win:
Get future gun and dead dog.
Put one inside other.
Send dead dog back through time, then yourself.
Re-acquire future gun.
PEW PEW PEW
Win!